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Martin Demotivational Poster


TAGS: garyo martini costume bond
Rating: 4.81/5

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Cyberhagen - January 19, 2013, 12:45 pm
It's a muttini!
GaryO - October 24, 2012, 9:08 pm
How the heck did I miss this?! For the olive soaked in gin I could become a vegetarian…makes me drool. Woof! But Bond? Naw, I couldn’t pull off the Bond act…too much slobbering….’Bond, Shamejz Bond’… Fav/5
spacedog - October 11, 2012, 9:49 pm
Ha! Not every dog can pull off the "cone of shame" with such class. 5L

WHEN YOU PEAK - in pre-school there aren't a lot of disappointments ahead


TAGS: alternative fashion rebel alan martin
Rating: 4.83/5

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mariand - February 12, 2012, 3:33 pm
so true, these days...


TAGS: boulevard of broken dreams famous art calendar dean martin elvis presley marilyn monroe
Rating: 4.86/5

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hootizz - October 4, 2010, 12:23 am
This is so so true.., honestly, who out there now would ever dream of going to a Diner without WiFi..??



TAGS: read the text in a steve martin insp clouseau voice
Rating: 3.07/5

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Sean - May 9, 2009, 1:27 pm
agdaniele - May 9, 2009, 1:26 pm
Sean, you're the goods... never stop posting.
Sean - May 9, 2009, 1:19 pm
*hurt (what the hell's a jurt?)
Sean - May 9, 2009, 1:19 pm
I just tried it as Walken and I jurt myself. I have to go lie down until the dizziness passes.
agdaniele - May 9, 2009, 1:15 pm
Although I did it in a Peter Sellers Clousea voice, it still was brilliant. Not to say I didn't again try out Walken as well.
Sean - May 9, 2009, 12:59 pm
Thank you. But did you read the text in a Steve Martin Insp. Clousea voice? That's when it really comes alive.
Arrogant Knight - May 9, 2009, 3:26 am
Sean - May 9, 2009, 1:04 am
Twice, even!
Sean - May 9, 2009, 1:04 am
Next to LAKE TITICACA, I declare this to be my proudest Motifake moment. And it all came together for me once I realized that "Doo Doo" rhymes wtih "Do".


THAT LOOK - You know that look when women want sex? Me neither.

RICKY MARTIN - Livin' La METAL Loca!!!!


TAGS: french english steve martin
Rating: 4.52/5

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SSgtBaloo - February 7, 2011, 6:57 pm
This made me laugh aloud in a library. I don't know whether to curse you or thank you. Probably both.
FSUninja777 - January 26, 2011, 4:33 pm
I went to Paris, France over the summer, for some reason its the MEN who run around naked and the women who have harry armpits... and balls
Anonymous2 - January 25, 2011, 10:54 pm
Nah, they call a souffle a souffle.
GySgt1811 - January 25, 2011, 7:11 pm
"Frenchmen are a remarkable race, They fight with their feet.." 5 plumes de ma tante

BURLESQUE MARTINI - Mix Gin, Vermouth and garnish liberally with Dita.

TAGS: dita martini burlesque
Rating: 4.46/5

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valkor - January 24, 2011, 2:51 am
I like my martini dirty, very very dirty.
agdaniele - January 23, 2011, 2:55 pm
Shaken, not stirred.
Reality Lord - January 22, 2011, 9:09 am

agreed. funny i had this same pic lined up for this months "adult beverages" day but couldn't thin of a funny caption for it.
guyfox - January 22, 2011, 2:42 am
I love Dita and burlesque this is an instant 5


You can try but it comes out happy -

TAGS: banjo steve martin
Rating: 5/5

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MissPriss - April 12, 2014, 2:46 pm
Alls I knows is e'r time I hears me a good banjo pickin' I throws a few or five lions out thar and gets ta thinkin' Deliverance...can I get a Yee haw brudder.
Greeny - April 12, 2014, 6:30 am
Neil Young / Old Man comes close
lgvernon - April 11, 2014, 11:51 pm

It is, however, possible to play a bad song on a sad banjo.



TAGS: snl martin short surfer
Rating: 4.67/5

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Sean - January 14, 2011, 11:48 pm
Airman you have a heart of gold. Aggy's tribute to the legendary SNL skit is my screensaver. This is hilarious.
Airman - January 14, 2011, 6:59 pm
that one was for you
agdaniele - January 14, 2011, 6:51 pm



TAGS: after about 6 martinis that evening
Rating: 3.5/5

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BoneCD - August 28, 2009, 4:29 pm
I look at it this way Lex...they just never had one...
BoneCD - August 28, 2009, 12:16 pm
We were sitting in a bar called Arnie's when he came up with that little gem. He always had a gem for every occasion...
BoneCD - August 28, 2009, 12:14 pm
Thanks Ed and MO...that's a true story too!!! It just hit me when I saw that pic!
MO - August 28, 2009, 9:14 am
Just not enough 5s to give this one Bone!
Ed-Hyde - August 28, 2009, 7:49 am
Very cool, awesome imagry.

FREEDOM - He wouldn't have voted for Barak Hussain Obama

TAGS: mlk martin luther king jr
Rating: 3.16/5

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Christos - April 11, 2009, 7:15 pm
Considering how young your country is I hope the two main parties have changed sufficiently since MLKjr's day that you can't really justify that statement.
Sauce? - January 16, 2009, 4:26 pm
Are you sure, not many African Americans look like Marlon Brando. Although they may join on the premise that they look like a "Black Marlon Brando".
Sean - January 16, 2009, 3:45 pm
N.B.R.A.: membership: 5 (One of which is honorary. And two others thought they were joining N.A.M.B.L.A.)


DOGS - Not allowed to sit. Or have happy hour.

TAGS: dogs martini happy hour
Rating: 2.44/5

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Me - September 14, 2008, 4:44 pm
Poor Brian...


TAGS: jesse jackson dr martin luther king
Rating: 2.27/5

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BoneCD - July 2, 2009, 7:43 am
The only way that he will attain his mentors status is to go down like him...there I've said it and I can't take it back

MARTIN - the name is too great to demotivationalize it!! and he's black!!

TAGS: martin
Rating: 1.7/5

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DrunkenDave101 - August 20, 2009, 1:21 pm
The only martin I know is Polish
energy - November 1, 2008, 1:01 pm
the look of utter stupidity on martin's face is demotivating enough, but then he adds in the ridiculous sideways hat.

DINKY TOY - that is what it starts to look like

i have a dream -

TAGS: martin luther king jr pool
Rating: 5/5

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GaryO - June 20, 2014, 9:31 am
Boy, you’d think someone woulda touched up the obliteration of the guy’s face behind Martin by now…wait…izzat Michelle behind the fedora?

Foreshadowing -

TAGS: game thrones george martin arrested
Rating: 5/5

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MissPriss - July 1, 2013, 12:56 am
Thanks Ism...now I have a social life!!! Purple koolaid for everyone...it's on me, literally, it's even in my naked belly button! 5L Cheers!
GaryO - June 30, 2013, 12:24 pm
Well, as long as Ism keep rollin’, the inanimate banners are fine. Roll on, Ism, roll on…..more at 11?
rerun - June 30, 2013, 10:50 am

If we could create & post animated posters.....the possibilities.
motifayk - June 30, 2013, 9:56 am
It might be that you captured something... These banners need to roll...
rerun - June 30, 2013, 9:18 am

Captured? Me? Never.......Bwahahahahaha
falloutghoul - June 30, 2013, 8:38 am
Which part? The nude congregation, or that Rerun was captured?

Another Jerk -



TAGS: spacedog puzzle martin
Rating: 4.72/5

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spacedog - August 21, 2012, 10:43 pm
From containing my... personal atmosphere. ;)
Greeny - August 21, 2012, 9:57 pm
Bulky from what?
spacedog - August 21, 2012, 8:27 pm
Ha! I don't get out much, the spacesuit is kinda bulky. 5L



ONE FLEW INTO THE CUCKOO'S NEST - Nurse Ratched - October 31, 1978

Never Bring Stittles To A Gun Fight -

TAGS: martin
Rating: 3.29/5

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ughomer - August 21, 2013, 10:19 am
Got any more of these great posters, dmil? This was superb. % Lions for you!
MPsniper - August 20, 2013, 7:17 pm

TO MOTIFAKE'S APPROVAL BOARD, - Is this not funny enough for you?!

TAGS: steve martin motifake approval approved rejected
Rating: 2.55/5

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ICEMAN - May 11, 2010, 2:01 am
In Martin Short's shadow??????? Be thou nucking futs???????
agdaniele - May 10, 2010, 11:45 pm
Steve Martin is not generally funny. If he mixes smart comedy with physical humor, he can dilly-dally in Martin Short's shadow. Otherwise, he tries to act like his humor is so high-brow, that you don't get it... when, in fact, it's crap. Get the parallel?
TheTrashHeap - May 10, 2010, 10:55 pm
"self feeding"? Reality LordO3a.
Reality Lord - May 10, 2010, 9:38 pm

oh lighten up. maybe the comment was made to draw attention to how internally political and self feeding this community has become. i liked it...five dude.
thatonechick - May 10, 2010, 9:13 pm
I am suspicions if revenger and Vengeance. They seem to be similar users...
rerun - May 10, 2010, 9:08 pm

I sincerely hope your user name is not an indicator of your personality and actions here
pieman - May 10, 2010, 8:54 pm
Steve Martin. Yes. Your comment. Not so much.
thatonechick - May 10, 2010, 8:54 pm
I don't even know how to take this. If you are pissed off about your high rejection rating, try to make something funny every now and then... it helps! Trust me.

ROB ZOMBIE - "The Devil does not stay where music is." - Martin Luther -

Peter Pan -

TAGS: mary martin flying pixie cut
Rating: 5/5

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steve1961 - January 5, 2015, 4:19 am
Hmmm...I don't see any tentacles...are you sure she's your type, Silvie?
thecrotchetyoldcynic - January 5, 2015, 1:11 am
I don't particularly care for her singing voice. She was supposed to be in the film version of the Sound of Music, but Julie Andrews snatched the part up. Thank God.
thecrotchetyoldcynic - January 5, 2015, 1:08 am
Thanks, Miss Priss.
thecrotchetyoldcynic - January 5, 2015, 1:08 am
Sorry, about that Gary. :-D
Silverheart - January 4, 2015, 6:57 pm

She is gorgeous! The pic left me slightly 'interested', but a quick google search for Mary Martin - wowza.
MissPriss - January 4, 2015, 5:18 pm
Great 5L start to 2015 crotchety!
GaryO - January 4, 2015, 2:13 pm
Oh, shyt, oh shyt…I think I just peed. Great, last year it was atomized coffee propelled from my esophagus. Thank you, 2015.


TAGS: quote steve martin
Rating: 4.33/5

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MissPriss - November 10, 2012, 12:26 pm
ah....you and Stevie are in the same boat with only one oar then? You're paddlin' but just circling and makin' waves with the gals huh? teehee. Thanks for the comment hun.
mariand - November 9, 2012, 4:39 am
hehehe...what look?